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Virus Warning Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB. Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files. Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted Titanic Virus (A Strain Of The Lewinsky Virus): Your whole computer goes down. Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy. Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files. Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates some of ze files, leaves, but it vill be baaack. Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows. Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory. We hope you enjoy browsing and would appreciate any contribution, comment or feedback. E-mail: editor@aucca.com
We hope you enjoy browsing and would appreciate any contribution, comment or feedback. E-mail: editor@aucca.com